grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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