she kept yelling 'call me bella'
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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