wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
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i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
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For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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