Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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