Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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