I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
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CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
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I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
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