So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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