come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
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Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
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This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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