You can't special order awesome
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
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It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
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Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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