and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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