he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
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