Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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