ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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