Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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