R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Operation Purity has been aborted
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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