He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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