you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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