turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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