Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
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