That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
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Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
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I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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