You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
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Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
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I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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