if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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