We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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