it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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