thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Do plants get herpes?
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