i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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