Got a toothbrush?
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
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I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
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I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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