I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
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