I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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