And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
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Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
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Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
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I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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