I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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