D3 body, D1 cock
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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