I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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