It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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