My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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