You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Randomize
