does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
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i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
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Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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