Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
This beer is not sobering me up at all
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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