I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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