carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
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she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
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She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
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