are you still at the devil's house?
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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