can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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