whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
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I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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