the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
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btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
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I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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