The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
Randomize
