Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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