Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
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