would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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