I think my vagina is haunted
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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