I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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