This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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