wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Randomize
