there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
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