I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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